1. I am not a book so you cannot read me,
I am not a book so
I cannot give you information,
I am not a book so
you cannot give me,
I am not a book so
you cannot cover me,
I am not a book
so you cannot borrow me.
2. I am not a paper so you cannot tear me,
I am not a paper so
you cannot write on me,
I am not a paper so
you cannot burn me,
I am not a paper so
you cannot scratch me,
I am not a paper so
you cannot draw me.
3. I am not a cellphone so you cannot get information on me,
I am not a cell
phone so you cannot text me,
I am not a cell
phone so you cannot call me,
I am not a cell phone so you cannot chat me,
I am not a cell
phone so you cannot recharge me.
4. I am not a teddy bear so you cannot hug me,
I am not a teddy
bear so you cannot give me,
I am not a teddy
bear so you cannot buy me,
I am not a teddy
bear so you cannot make fun of me.
5. I am not a television so you cannot watch me,
I am not a
television so you cannot louder me,
I am not a
television so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a
television so I cannot inform you,
I am not a
television so you cannot act with me.
6. I am not a dog so you cannot feed me,
I am not a dog so
you cannot tease me,
I am not a dog so
you cannot play with me,
I am not a dog so you cannot bark me,
I am not a dog so you cannot bark me,
I am not a dog so
you cannot bite me.
7. I am not a dress so you cannot wear me,
I am not a dress so
you cannot buy me,
I am not a dress so
you cannot change me,
I am not a dress so
you cannot give me,
I am not a dress so
you cannot cut me.
8. I am not a rose so you cannot pick me,
I am not a rose so you cannot buy me,
I am not a rose so you cannot give me,
I am not a rose so you cannot plant me,
I am not a rose so you cannot smell me.
9. I am not a shoes so you cannot wear me,
I am not a shoes so you cannot buy me,
I am not a shoes so you cannot throw me,
I am not a shoes so I cannot protect your feet from rocks,
I am not a shoes so you cannot create me.
10. I am not a computer so I cannot give you information,
I am not a computer so I cannot make your work easily,
I am not a computer so I cannot make your work faster,
I am not a computer so you cannot chat with me,
I am not a computer so I cannot communicate with you.
11. I am not a jeepney so you cannot ride me,
I am not a jeepney so you cannot fuel
me,
I
am not a jeepney so you cannot renovate me,
I am not a jeepney so you cannot buy me,
I am not a jeepney so you cannot fixed
me.
12. I am not
an apple so you cannot eat me,
I am not an apple so you cannot pick me,
I am not an apple so you cannot plant me,
I am not an apple so you cannot buy me,
I am not an
apple so you cannot give me.
13. I am not
a rice cooker so I cannot provide your food,
I am not a
rice cooker so I cannot make you warm water,
I am not a
rice cooker so you cannot use me when brown out,
I am not a
rice cooker so you cannot buy me.
14. I am not
a chicken so you cannot eat me,
I am not a
chicken so you cannot feed me,
I am not a
chicken so you cannot sell me,
I am not a
chicken so you cannot kill me,
I am not a
chicken so you cannot give me.
15. I am not
a coconut so you cannot make me oil,
I am not a
coconut so I cannot cure your desease,
I am not a
coconut so you cannot eat me,
I am not a
coconut so you cannot juice me,
I am not a
coconut so you cannot plant me.
16. I am not
a banana so you cannot plant me,
I am not a
banana so you cannot buy me,
I am not a
banana so you cannot sell me,
I am not a
banana so you cannot make an ice cream,
I am not a
banana so you cannot make cookies.
17. I am not
an ice cream so you cannot eat me,
I am not an
ice cream so you cannot make me,
I am not an
ice cream so you cannot buy me,
I am not an
ice cream so you cannot sell me,
I am not an
ice cream so you cannot give.
18. I am not
water so you cannot drink me,
I am not
water so you cannot use me,
I am not
water so you cannot wash me,
I am not
water so you cannot heal me,
I am not
water so you cannot live without me.
19. I am not
an umbrella so I cannot protect you from sun,
I am not an
umbrella so I cannot protect you from rain,
I am not an
umbrella so you cannot make me as a gift,
I am not an
umbrella so you cannot repair me.
20. I am not
a fish so you cannot catch me,
I am not a
fish so you cannot feed me,
I am not a
fish so you cannot eat me,
I am not a
fish so you cannot fried me,
I am not a
fish so you cannot watch me swimming.
21. I am not
a bird so you cannot watch me flying,
I am not a
bird so you cannot catch me,
I am not a
bird so you cannot hunt me,
I am not a
bird so you cannot sell me,
I am not a
bird so you cannot buy me.
22. I am not
a camera so I cannot capture moments,
I am not a
camera so I cannot make a video,
I am not a
camera so I cannot give a picture,
I am not a
camera so you cannot buy me.
23. I am not
a curtain so you cannot display me,
I am not a
curtain so I cannot make your house attractive,
I am not a
curtain so you cannot design me,
I am not a
curtain so you cannot laundry me.
24. I am not
a door so you cannot pull me,
I am not a
door so you cannot push me,
I am not a
door so you cannot lock me,
I am not a
door so you cannot unlocked me,
I am not a door so you cannot open me.
25. I am not
a USB so you cannot save documents with me,
I am not a
USB so you cannot save music,
I am not a
USB so you cannot save pictures,
I am not a
USB so you cannot make reports,
I am not a
USB so you cannot save files.
26. I am not
a news paper so you cannot read me,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot published me,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot give information,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot give the latest happenings,
I am not a
news paper so I cannot help you find jobs.
27. I am not
a book so you cannot read me,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot published me,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot give me information,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot borrow me,
I am not a
news paper so you cannot sell me.
28. I am not
a ball pen so you cannot use me in writing,
I am not a ball pen so you cannot refill me,
I am not a
ball pen so you cannot buy me,
I am not a ball pen so you cannot sell me,
I am not a
ball pen so you cannot give me.
29. I am not
a pig so you cannot eat me,
I am not a
pig so you cannot feed me,
I am not a
pig so you cannot kill me,
I am not a
pig so you cannot sell me.
30. I am not
a bed so you cannot sleep with me,
I am not a
bed so you cannot relax with me,
I am not a
bed so you cannot make me,
I am not a
bed so you cannot buy me,
I am not a
bed so you cannot display me.
31. I am not
mall so you cannot shop with me,
I am not
mall so you cannot have a window shopping,
I am not
mall so I cannot give you entertainment,
I am not
mall so you cannot have fun,
I am not
mall so I cannot give you business.
32. I am not
watch so you cannot remind me about time,
I am not watch so you cannot be fashionable,
I am not watch so you cannot make me as a
gift,
I am not
watch so you cannot display me,
I am not
watch so you cannot buy me.
33. I am not
a wallet so you cannot kept your money from me,
I am not a
wallet so you cannot kept your receipts on me,
I am not a
wallet so you cannot kept your ID on me,
I am not a wallet so you cannot sell me.
34. I am not
a medicine so you cannot cure diseases,
I am not a
medicine so you cannot make me,
I am not a
medicine so you cannot drink me,
I am not a
medicine so you cannot sell me,
I am not a
medicine so you cannot buy me.
35. I am not
soap so you cannot wash clothes,
I am not
soap so you cannot wash plates,
I am not
soap so you cannot wash your body,
I am not
soap so you cannot wash utensils,
I am not
soap so you cannot wash slippers.
36. I am not
a house so you cannot lived me,
I am not a
house so you cannot rent me,
I am not a
house so you cannot build me,
I am not a
house so you cannot buy me,
I am not a
house so you cannot sell me.
37. I am not
a Narra tree so you cannot build me a house,
I am not a
Narra tree so you cannot build chairs,
I am not a
Narra tree so you cannot build tables,
I am not a
Narra tree so you cannot plant me,
I am not a
Narra tree so you cannot cut me.
38. I am not
a Sampaguita so you cannot smell me,
I am not a
Sampaguita so you cannot plant me,
I am not a
Sampaguita so you cannot admire me,
I am not a
Sampaguita so you cannot sell me.
39. I am not
money so you cannot use me in buying,
I am not
money so you cannot pay your debts,
I am not
money so you cannot save in the bank,
I am not
money so you cannot change the currency
40. I am not
a hair so you cannot wash me,
I am not a
hair so you cannot clip me,
I am not a
hair so you cannot ponytail me,
I am not a
hair so you cannot straighten me,
I am not a
hair so you cannot curl me.
41. I am not
a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting paper,
I am not a
scissor so you cannot use me in cutting hair,
I am not a
scissor so you cannot use me in cutting cellophane,
I am not a
scissor so you cannot use me in cutting clothes,
I am not a
scissor so you cannot use me in cutting plastics.
42. I am not
an apple so you cannot eat me,
I am not an
apple so you cannot pick me,
I am not an
apple so you cannot plant me,
I am not an
apple so you cannot sell me.
43. I am not
a song so you cannot sang me,
I am not a
song so you cannot composed me,
I am not a
song so you cannot relate with me,
I am not a
song so you cannot interpret your feelings,
I am not a
song so you cannot memorize me.
44. I am not
alcohol so you cannot clean your hands,
I am not
alcohol so you cannot clean your wound,
I am not
alcohol so you cannot buy,
I am not
alcohol so you cannot make me.