Contrast Poems

1. I am not a book so you cannot read me,

    I am not a book so I cannot give you information,

    I am not a book so you cannot give me,

    I am not a book so you cannot cover me,

      I am not a book so you cannot borrow me.

2. I am not a paper so you cannot tear me,

    I am not a paper so you cannot write on me,

    I am not a paper so you cannot burn me,

    I am not a paper so you cannot scratch me,

    I am not a paper so you cannot draw me.

3. I am not a cellphone so you cannot get information on me,

     I am not a cell phone so you cannot text me,

     I am not a cell phone so you cannot call me,

     I am not a cell phone so you cannot chat me,

     I am not a cell phone so you cannot recharge me.

4. I am not a teddy bear so you cannot hug me,

     I am not a teddy bear so you cannot give me,

     I am not a teddy bear so you cannot buy me,

     I am not a teddy bear so you cannot make fun of me.

5. I am not a television so you cannot watch me,

    I am not a television so you cannot louder me,

    I am not a television so I cannot entertain you,

    I am not a television so I cannot inform you,

    I am not a television so you cannot act with me.

6. I am not a dog so you cannot feed me,

     I am not a dog so you cannot tease me,

     I am not a dog so you cannot play with me,
     I am not a dog so you cannot bark me,

     I am not a dog so you cannot bite me.

7. I am not a dress so you cannot wear me,

    I am not a dress so you cannot buy me,

    I am not a dress so you cannot change me,

    I am not a dress so you cannot give me,

    I am not a dress so you cannot cut me.

8. I am not a rose so you cannot pick me,

I am not a rose so you cannot buy me,

I am not a rose so you cannot give me,

I am not a rose so you cannot plant me,

I am not a rose so you cannot smell me.

9. I am not a shoes so you cannot wear me,

I am not a shoes so you cannot buy me,

I am not a shoes so you cannot throw me,

I am not a shoes so I cannot protect your feet from rocks,

I am not a shoes so you cannot create me.

10. I am not a computer so I cannot give you information,

I am not a computer so I cannot make your work easily,

I am not a computer so I cannot make your work faster,

I am not a computer so you cannot chat with me,

I am not a computer so I cannot communicate with you.

11.  I am not a jeepney so you cannot ride me,

       I am not a jeepney so you cannot fuel me,

       I am not a jeepney so you cannot renovate me,

       I am not a jeepney so you cannot buy me,

       I am not a jeepney so you cannot fixed me.

12. I am not an apple so you cannot eat me,

 I am not an apple so you cannot pick me,

 I am not an apple so you cannot plant me,

 I am not an apple so you cannot buy me,

I am not an apple so you cannot give me.

13. I am not a rice cooker so I cannot provide your food,

I am not a rice cooker so I cannot make you warm water,

I am not a rice cooker so you cannot use me when brown out,

I am not a rice cooker so you cannot buy me.

14. I am not a chicken so you cannot eat me,

I am not a chicken so you cannot feed me,

I am not a chicken so you cannot sell me,

I am not a chicken so you cannot kill me,

I am not a chicken so you cannot give me.

15. I am not a coconut so you cannot make me oil,

I am not a coconut so I cannot cure your desease,

I am not a coconut so you cannot eat me,

I am not a coconut so you cannot juice me,

I am not a coconut so you cannot plant me.

16. I am not a banana so you cannot plant me,

I am not a banana so you cannot buy me,

I am not a banana so you cannot sell me,

I am not a banana so you cannot make an ice cream,

I am not a banana so you cannot make cookies.

17. I am not an ice cream so you cannot eat me,

I am not an ice cream so you cannot make me,

I am not an ice cream so you cannot buy me,

I am not an ice cream so you cannot sell me,

I am not an ice cream so you cannot give.

18. I am not water so you cannot drink me,

I am not water so you cannot use me,

I am not water so you cannot wash me,

I am not water so you cannot heal me,

I am not water so you cannot live without me.

19. I am not an umbrella so I cannot protect you from sun,

I am not an umbrella so I cannot protect you from rain,

I am not an umbrella so you cannot make me as a gift,

I am not an umbrella so you cannot repair me.

20. I am not a fish so you cannot catch me,

I am not a fish so you cannot feed me,

I am not a fish so you cannot eat me,

I am not a fish so you cannot fried me,

I am not a fish so you cannot watch me swimming.

21. I am not a bird so you cannot watch me flying,

I am not a bird so you cannot catch me,

I am not a bird so you cannot hunt me,

I am not a bird so you cannot sell me,

I am not a bird so you cannot buy me.

22. I am not a camera so I cannot capture moments,

I am not a camera so I cannot make a video,

I am not a camera so I cannot give a picture,

I am not a camera so you cannot buy me.

23. I am not a curtain so you cannot display me,

I am not a curtain so I cannot make your house attractive,

I am not a curtain so you cannot design me,

I am not a curtain so you cannot laundry me.

24. I am not a door so you cannot pull me,

I am not a door so you cannot push me,

I am not a door so you cannot lock me,

I am not a door so you cannot unlocked me,

 I am not a door so you cannot open me.

25. I am not a USB so you cannot save documents with me,

I am not a USB so you cannot save music,

I am not a USB so you cannot save pictures,

I am not a USB so you cannot make reports,

I am not a USB so you cannot save files.

26. I am not a news paper so you cannot read me,

I am not a news paper so you cannot published me,

I am not a news paper so you cannot give information,

I am not a news paper so you cannot give the latest happenings,

I am not a news paper so I cannot help you find jobs.

27. I am not a book so you cannot read me,

I am not a news paper so you cannot published me,

I am not a news paper so you cannot give me information,

I am not a news paper so you cannot borrow me,

I am not a news paper so you cannot sell me.

28. I am not a ball pen so you cannot use me in writing,

 I am not a ball pen so you cannot refill me,

I am not a ball pen so you cannot buy me,

 I am not a ball pen so you cannot sell me,

I am not a ball pen so you cannot give me.

29. I am not a pig so you cannot eat me,

I am not a pig so you cannot feed me,

I am not a pig so you cannot kill me,

I am not a pig so you cannot sell me.

30. I am not a bed so you cannot sleep with me,

I am not a bed so you cannot relax with me,

I am not a bed so you cannot make me,

I am not a bed so you cannot buy me,

I am not a bed so you cannot display me.

31. I am not mall so you cannot shop with me,

I am not mall so you cannot have a window shopping,

I am not mall so I cannot give you entertainment,

I am not mall so you cannot have fun,

I am not mall so I cannot give you business.

32. I am not watch so you cannot remind me about time,

 I am not watch so you cannot be fashionable,

 I am not watch so you cannot make me as a gift,

I am not watch so you cannot display me,

I am not watch so you cannot buy me.

33. I am not a wallet so you cannot kept your money from me,

I am not a wallet so you cannot kept your receipts on me,

I am not a wallet so you cannot kept your ID on me,

 I am not a wallet so you cannot sell me.

34. I am not a medicine so you cannot cure diseases,

I am not a medicine so you cannot make me,

I am not a medicine so you cannot drink me,

I am not a medicine so you cannot sell me,

I am not a medicine so you cannot buy me.

35. I am not soap so you cannot wash clothes,

I am not soap so you cannot wash plates,

I am not soap so you cannot wash your body,

I am not soap so you cannot wash utensils,

I am not soap so you cannot wash slippers.

36. I am not a house so you cannot lived me,

I am not a house so you cannot rent me,

I am not a house so you cannot build me,

I am not a house so you cannot buy me,

I am not a house so you cannot sell me.

37. I am not a Narra tree so you cannot build me a house,

I am not a Narra tree so you cannot build chairs,

I am not a Narra tree so you cannot build tables,

I am not a Narra tree so you cannot plant me,

I am not a Narra tree so you cannot cut me.

38. I am not a Sampaguita so you cannot smell me,

I am not a Sampaguita so you cannot plant me,

I am not a Sampaguita so you cannot admire me,

I am not a Sampaguita so you cannot sell me.

39. I am not money so you cannot use me in buying,

I am not money so you cannot pay your debts,

I am not money so you cannot save in the bank,

I am not money so you cannot change the currency

40. I am not a hair so you cannot wash me,

I am not a hair so you cannot clip me,

I am not a hair so you cannot ponytail me,

I am not a hair so you cannot straighten me,

I am not a hair so you cannot curl me.

41. I am not a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting paper,

I am not a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting hair,

I am not a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting cellophane,

I am not a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting clothes,

I am not a scissor so you cannot use me in cutting plastics.

42. I am not an apple so you cannot eat me,

I am not an apple so you cannot pick me,

I am not an apple so you cannot plant me,

I am not an apple so you cannot sell me.

43. I am not a song so you cannot sang me,

I am not a song so you cannot composed me,

I am not a song so you cannot relate with me,

I am not a song so you cannot interpret your feelings,

I am not a song so you cannot memorize me.

44. I am not alcohol so you cannot clean your hands,

I am not alcohol so you cannot clean your wound,

I am not alcohol so you cannot buy,

I am not alcohol so you cannot make me.